"Sorry. Out of snake bite kits." | News

In a sassy reply to current events, Early Bird Supply on 15th Street says they're out of snake bite kits. We called the store to confirm this statement, but store employee Jim Bunch says they don't carry the kits in the first place.

"We were being presumptuous," Bunch said smugly.

Bunch says he was raised in the Mojave Desert where they have "snakes up the kazoo out there." He was bit once when he was about 12-years-old.

"Nobody died in the harming of the snake... Except the snake," Bunch added.

He also recommended that if you are bit, call your mother to tell her you love her.